Tiger Woods misses cut at Quail Hollows

Tiger Woods missed the cut today at Quail Hollows. Today Tiger Woods shot a career worst 79-+7 during the second round. To put this in perspective Tiger has never shot that bad at a PGA event. His worst round ever was in Europe with an 81 during the third round of the 2002 British Open. On another note this is what he accomplished, errrr...

Worst 36-hole total of professional career (153)

2nd-worst 18 hole score of professional career (79)

Ties worst 9-hole score of entire career (43 on back 9 today)

Hit 6 fairways over first 2 rounds, worst of his professional career

1st missed cut in non-major since 2005

Back-to-back double-bogeys (or worse) for 3rd time in entire career (14th and 15th holes today)

So basically after trying to prove to the world that he still had his stroke at the Masters, Tiger came up lame in this event. After seeing the sex scandal unfold we've now realized Tiger Woods is human, but let's hope this isn't what's in his future on the golf course, because that's one place where I don't want to see him become human.

New Nike Ad Featuring Tiger Woods

This new Nike ad aired for the first time tonight on ESPN and the Golf Channel, just a day before Tiger makes his much anticipated return at the Masters. Nike was one of the few sponsors who actually stuck with Tiger throughout all of his troubles. The man speaking in the background while Tiger stares at the camera is Earl Woods, Tiger's father. Very interesting commercial. What do you think?

Tiger Woods set to return at Bay Hill

More signs are pointing to Tiger Woods' return to golf in two weeks, at the Arnold PalmerInvitational at Bay Hill in Orlando, according to a report in the New York Post.

Two golf sources said former presidential press secretary Ari Fleischer, who helped craft Mark McGwire's return to baseball from his self-imposed exile following allegations of steroid use, has been working with Woods to chart a course for Woods' return to professional golf, the newspaper reported. Woods has been on an indefinite leave from the game following admissions of marital infidelity late last year.

"[Woods and Fleischer] were in his living room this week going over a strategy for how to handle Bay Hill in two weeks," one source said, according to the report.

A second source said, "I would be shocked if he didn't."

So there you have it. Tiger Woods is set to return at the Bay Hill Invitational. Just like we said a few weeks ago, Tiger will return before the Masters in a controlled environment. No better place to that, then Bay Hill, a tournament sponsored by another PGA Tour legend Arnold Palmer.

It will be interested to see how fans react to Tiger at this event. I think it won't be as bad as some people expect it to be. The bottom line is, everyone wants to see Tiger get back on the course and dominate like he always does. Should be exciting. Can't wait.

Go get em' Tiger.

Are these the gayest Shoes you've ever seen?

Kobe Does It Again...

"Nicknamed the “Black Mamba“, Kobe Bryant’s favorite movie and lethal nickname provided the inspiration behind the Big Nike High and Auto Flight High below. In addition to being an incredibly dangerous snake, “Black Mamba” was also the nickname for of the most deadly member of the “Deadly Viper Assassination Squad”, played by Uma Thurman.

The Big Nike High’s colorway is quite obvious with the upper also receiving a splattering of blood – most likely from the blade of a Hattori Hanzo sword! The Auto Flight High comes with a mixed nubuck/leather upper and a classy vulcanized bottom.

The in-soles also feature Black Mamba’s infamous “Death List”, with a little Kobe-twist to it. Last year’s NBA championship defeat was over the Boston Celtics – leaving Ray Allen and Paul Pierce to be the first 2 names crossed off Kobe’s list. Will #’s 3, 4, and 5 be next?"

Well Kobe you did it again. When you're not raping chicks you're endorsing gay hollywood shoes.  I mean do you really call yourself the "Black Mamba"?  If so, I'm out of the loop cause I've never heard Gasol yell out, "Hey Black Mamba, pass this huge spanish dork the rock!"  On top of the fact these shoes suck more dick than Perez Hilton, you put a "Kill List" on the bottom sole! Really?  Realllllllly Kobe? #1 on the list, Ray Allen, and #2, Paul Pierce! I'm not 100% sure, but last time I checked the Lakers beat the Magic last year in the Finals (with the C's losing in the semis).  I completely understand the logic behind it though because the Lakers beat the Celtics in the 2008 NBA Finals.  Jimminy crickets what am I saying!  My fault I forgot.  The Celtics ran freight on Kobe and the rest of the Lakers  assholes beating them in smooth six.  
Moral of the story, get your facts straight Kobe and stick to raping chicks.  You've uncovered you're god given talent, and we can tell it ain't no shoe designin'!

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