Teenage Willy Loving Teacher Now A Felon...But Still Employed?

LONDONDERRY, N.H. (CBS) ― A high school teacher in New Hampshire is free on $10,000 bail, accused of emailing naked photos of herself to a student.

Melinda Dennehy, 41, of Hampstead is charged with one felony count of indecent exposure.

Police say she sent four nude pictures of herself to one of her 15-year-old students at Londonderry High School, where she teaches English. 

He then allegedly forwarded them to his friends.

According to police documents, the pictures were sent two months ago.  

Authorities learned this week that the photos were being passed around school.  Police obtained a copy of one of the pictures and co-workers identified Dennehy in it.

The teen told authorities that Dennehy had "continuously sent him text messages," some of which were sexually explicit.

He also claimed that she "kissed him twice on two separate occasions" in a classroom at school.

Dennehy turned herself in to Londonderry police Friday.

The woman also allegedly offered several times have to have sex with the student, according to The Boston Globe.

She was ordered to stay away from anyone under 16.

She has been placed on administrative leave with pay and is not allowed on school property. 

Police do not know of any other victims.

Dennehy will be arraigned in Derry District Court April 30.

According to the Union Leader, she has two daughters.


We posted this story a while back when it first broke, but it has since dropped under the radar while it's been stuck in the whole legal process bullshit.  For those of you who don't remember, this English teacher is from my former High School, LHS, where this whole sexting scandal went down.  Way to put Londonderry, NH on the map Melinda.  Ironically, our Senior slogan was "Stay Classy LHS", which apparently didn't stick past the class of '05.  


So this 41-year old mother of two was charged with one felony count of indecent exposure and released on $10,000 bail.  But wait, she is on a PAID leave of absence by the school.  Sounds like a decent deal to me.  It's almost like she's just on an unpaid vacation, minus the fact that she will forever be known as a 15 year old cock muncher.  Speaking of which, what is up with her throat?  Does she have a nut stuck in there?  Have some class lady and at the very least swallow your food.


The real question is, where are those 4 self-shot-n-hot pics she passed to little bobby-joe?  Like this town isn't very big, how did that shit not spread like wild fire?  C'mon Lancer's, you're social networking skills could use a touchup. Get in the game runts and get your hands on that honey! In the meantime, you think Tiger had a swing with this broad?

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Jesse James Mistress Video

Just came across this video of Jesse James' alleged mistresses. F2DD hasn't been covering the Bullock/James scandal because quite frankly we have no interest. A matter of fact the only interesting thing about the scandal is Sandra Bullock because she is so damn pretty. So basically what I'm saying this will be the only thing from the scandal that we post, most likely, besides pictures of Sandra.

PS - What the fuck was James thinking? I'm sorry, even if this girl is a freak in the bed there's no way - absolutely no way - she's worth risking Sandra Bullock for.

Really? This is the chick?

As we all have heard, Ben Rothlesberger has been accused of rape -- again. It's not surprising that a NFL superstar quarterback would be accused of rape, especially one who looks as good as Big Ben. What is surprising, however, is that this chick apparently didn't want to have sex with him. A girl that looks like that should be forcing the issue, not the other way around.

I mean it's pretty sad that Big Ben has to stoop this low. She's not bad, but clearly she is nothing special. He should be able to pull much more tail then that with 2 super bowl victories.

My High School Is A Sex Cesspool...

"LONDONDERRY – Londonderry High School English teacher Melinda Dennehy is at the center of an ongoing police investigation, the New Hampshire Union Leader has learned.

On Wednesday, Londonderry police and Superintendent Nathan Greenberg both confirmed they had launched an investigation into allegations of inappropriate behavior involving an employee of the school district. Police Lt. Tim Jones said the allegations of inappropriate behavior involved a teacher.

Several students at Londonderry High School said yesterday it was common knowledge among the student body that Dennehy, a teacher of sophomore-level English and literature courses, had been the subject of a police investigation.

"It was all anyone was talking about," said Brady McQuarrie, a junior at the high school. McQuarrie said Dennehy's classes were taught by a substitute teacher yesterday.

Dennehy, a teacher at the high school since 2007 who primarily teaches sophomore level classes, was removed from the list of teachers on the Londonderry High School Web site, though her class site remained active. Dennehy was not a coach or adviser for any extra-curricular activities, according to the 2008-09 Londonderry High School Yearbook. A private Facebook page attributed to Dennehy was deleted from the social hub yesterday afternoon.

Dennehy said she had always wanted to be a teacher, and the career change provided an opportunity to spend more time with her family. She had two daughters at the time of the interview."

So anyone who reads Barstool most likely already saw this story today, but the truth is I started to blog it last night but I was caught up in Boston's Boy EP, so I left it as a draft.  Although it's already dust in the wind to many, this went down at my high school.  My alma mater.  My home.  My streets.  My cafeteria. My hallways.  And most of all, probably on a desk which I once sat at.  Don't get me wrong, this story is a bloggers dream, but I'm feeling greedy and would have loved to have personally known the teacher, so I could confirm she had a personality for teen peen.  Since there are no real details that have been publicly identified, I am thinking my best bet on getting the study hall dirt is to substitute at LHS for a few days this week?  I mean clearly they are in need of a teacher...1st hand knowledge from some lil' ol' Lancers will provide just that.  What kind of bribes are kids taking these days anyways?  Keystone?  Natty?  Zhenka (Londonderry product)? Blackberry's? iPods? Justin Bieber bobble heads? Tranformers? Snuff?  Fake ID's from Tremont street?  Whatever it may be I need to know asap so I can get to the bottom of this smut fest.  


The best part of this entire story is when Miss D says, "I said always wanted to be a teacher."  Does this mean she always was a fiend for fifteen year old willy?  That's the frightening thing about the world we live in.  People who have had lifelong aspirations of becoming teachers are pedophiles.  Wait a second, my parents are teachers...

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Steve Williams trying to bring the heat!

Tiger Woods' caddie claims he's "mad" at his boss -- and wants everyone to know that he didn't have a damn thing to do with Tiger's cheating ways.

Steve Williams -- Tiger's caddie for 11years -- told New Zealand's "60 Minutes" that the scandal has "been the most difficult time of my life, no two ways about it, because every single person believed that I should know or did know or had something to do with it."

Williams added, "I knew nothing, that's my answer. I don't have to clarify or extend that answer, I knew nothing." In fact, Williams claims he would have blown the whistle had he known what Tiger was up to.

Williams told the show that he's still furious with Tiger, saying "Of course I'm mad at him, why would you not be? I'm close with his wife and he's got two lovely children."

The caddie claims he's not turning his back on Tiger, adding "When you're a true friend of somebody, that's when somebody needs your support and need you the most. That's when you don't walk away. Tiger's one of my closest friends and he needs my support right now and I'd never think of walking away."


Ok, so let me try to understand this. Steve Williams is mad at Tiger Woods. Steve Williams is mad at Tiger Woods. Well, guess what Steve get in line. Everyone is mad at Tiger Woods for his infidelities.

And I know what your up too. Your claiming to be mad at Tiger for the cheating scandal. You're trying to paint this image in everyone's mind that you didn't know Tiger was boozing and fucking before tournaments. Unfortunately we see right through you. The only reason you are mad is because he's not playing because when Tiger doesn't play you don't get paid.

How the fuck can you be mad at Tiger? It makes no sense. You carry his fucking clubs a few times a year and rake in the dough. A matter of fact, I bet you'd be like 10th on the money list for earnings in a year. You stand around and wash Tiger Woods balls and get paid.

Give me a break Steve, shut up. We all know you were right there with Tiger get hammered and banging broads. You were right there with him just like Dj Pauly D was with The Situation.

One more thing Steve, grow a pair of balls. You go on 60 minutes in New Zealand and talk about this? What are you a pussy. If your really mad at Tiger why don't you come to the USA and vent your frustration.

Check out the video right here: http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/04/tiger-woods-caddie-steve-williams-pissed-mad-upset-60-minutes/