Showing posts with label Vince Carter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vince Carter. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Dwight Keeps Smiling, Boston Keeps Winning


Multiple times during the final minutes of last night’s intense game, Dwight Howard was shown smiling while on the court. If I were a Magic fan, I’d much rather see a scowl on his face. I do not want my superstar player smiling and fooling around during crunch time. I also don’t want my porn-star-look-a-like coach to be a panic attack waiting to happen, or my best offensive player (Vince Carter) to be a complete pussy, or my highest paid player (Rashard Lewis, owed $66 million over the next 3 seasons) to have a total of 11 points in 84 minutes played in the series… but that’s another story.

Keep smiling, Dwight. You don’t see Pierce, KG, Ray Ray, or any Celtic for that matter, smiling when the game is on the line and the series hangs in the balance. That’s why the Celtics will be playing for their 18th championship banner in the very near future, and Dwight Howard will have an extra couple of weeks to goof around in the offseason.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

One of the Best In-Game Dunks You'll Ever See



Normally, who cares about a game between Cal State Fullerton and Cal State Northridge, right? That's until you see this dunk from Wednesday night. Introducing CSF's Gerard Anderson. The kid has thrown down some vicious jams throughout his career, but this is by far his best. Anderson decides to go all Vince Carter on Northridge's Vinnie McGhee, completely ignoring the fact that he was even standing there. (Editor's note: Reference to Vince Carter before he turned into a jump-shooting pussy). Hopefully, Anderson's got the talent to go pro. Maybe he can spice up the lackluster dunk contest some day.

Check out some of his other work here. And here. Kid's a beast.