Daily Drunk: Jack Bauer

Kiefer Sutherland finds himself half naked in a strip club in London

Via Examiner.com: "There are drunks, and then there's Kiefer Sutherland. He's a veritable expert at intoxicated tomfoolery. Yesterday, he was spotted stumbling around London's Covent Garden Hotel, shirtless and wasted, after being escorted out of Stringfellow's Gentlemen's Club, where his apparently non-genteel behavior and inability to handle his booze earned him a headlock from a bouncer. Hey, when Kiefer gets thrown out, he goes all the way!

Apparently, the paparazzi stalkarazzing him around London report that he was already a hot drunken mess at 2 a.m, when a friend picked him up to hit up the strip club. At some point during the night, Kiefer grew tired of British boobs and decided to show off his own, removing his shirt. The other patrons of the establishment and the owner didn't find this nearly as amusing as Kiefer 'check it out, dude, I took my pants off' Sutherland, so they asked him to put those moobs away like the decent fellow he was. He laughed, and so his evening there was cut short. The headlock, the owner says, is merely a trick of photography, because his departure was an amicable decision made between Sutherland's friend and the club."

Leave it up to Jack Bauer to be crowned the Daily Drunk here at F2DD.  Look, I stopped watching the show because it just got so ridiculous and predictable it wasn't worth the time of day.  Truth is, if Jack Bauer played Kiefer Sunderland's real life character the show would be a lot more entertaining.  Nothing like blacking out and challenging British strippers at their own club.  Jack once quoted this during an early episode of 24...Read it with an open mind and just imagine what he means by "towel" once he's sloshed up off a few brewski's at a strip club...

“You probably don’t think I could force this towel down your throat, but trust me I can. All the way. Except that I’d hold onto this little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest the towel, I pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it. Most people probably take about a week to die. It’s very painful.”

Daily Drunk: Allen Iverson

With the recent spill of Iverson's gambling and drinking problems, we all hope and pray for A.I. to have the strength to fully recover and return to the game that he once dominated.  Here is a recent picture of Mr. Iverson during his rehab session.

Wait, did I say rehab?  By rehab I might have meant the club, where he's gettin' real flopped with his cuz'.  

Daily Drunk

I hope everyone enjoyed their weekend as much as this kid...

"Poor Dog."

Daily Drunk: Cab Thief Named "Pflug"

Drunk Scottsdale Chick Steals Cab, Hits Four Parked Cars, and, Of Course, Gets Arrested

"SCOTTSDALE -- A 24-year-old woman has been arrested after police say she stole a taxicab and struck four parked cars. 

It happened Tuesday morning around midnight.

Police say that Genevieve Pflug had had been drinking and had gotten into an argument with her boyfriend just before getting into a cab near 6th Ave and Scottsdale Rd.

As the cab began to pull away, Pflug apparently got out of the moving cab and when the cabbie stopped to help, police say Pflug hopped into the driver's seat and took off.

The cab then proceeded to hit four parked cars and then came to a rest.

Police say Pflug took off on foot but was caught a few blocks away.

Pflug was arrested and booked for auto theft, aggravated DUI, drug possession, and hit and run."

Grand theft auto, aggravated DUI, drug possession, and a hit and run!?!?! C'mon piggies give this chick a break.  This clearly is the boyfriends fault right?  I mean what kind of dick pisses their girl off enough to force her to jack a cabby?  P-flug probably refused to give her BF a tug and BOOM, shit hit the fan! She would have taken his car and it would have been NBD, but the BF probably hid the keys on her, so rightfully so, she resorted to a taxi.  Oh wait, did she hit 4 parked cars too?  Well hot dayummm, just like the great Happy Gilmore once said, "They shouldn't have been standing there!"  Case in point, Gene was 100% justified in this GTA-ish move she pulled, so give her 10 points mo fucka and move on to the next checkpoint.  

Rate Todays "Daily Drunk"...

Starting this week, we will be featuring "Daily Drunks" to represent the drunkest of the drunk (celebrities, friends, foes, honey dips, etc).  I'm going to need some assistance to keep pumping out drunken fools, so please email all submissions to Señor Fresh.  

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So I was down in Boston this past weekend, fist pumping my way from club to club, before I planted at the Kells late night to find this drunken fool "dancing". I wish I could say I didn't know him, but unfortunately that would be a lie. I've seen this kid attempt to dance blacked out numerous times and I'm curious as to what strangers think of it. My guess would be he is seen as a stage 5 creeper trying to smush everyone and everything he lays his eyes on, but i'll leave the judging to the viewers.

Which will this kid land first: A punch to the dome piece or a HB10 (Hot Babe scaled on 1-10 hotness meter)?

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